What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?